“Ah, yes, my psychiatrist, Hax Murderer. He has been helping me profile this ax murderer.”
(via knightswar)
It’s been alright, I’ve had a lovely night with you
(via snl-hotties)
Scott Pilgrim’s response was always on point
(Source: patrickmasturbateman, via gordonlevitting)
Note: The cure for asthma is not, “Just breathe!”, and the cure for cancer is not, “Stop growing those cells!” Similarly, the cure for depression is not, “Just be happier!”, and the cure for anxiety is not, “Stop worrying so much!” These are not phases of life for teenagers and the weak-minded - they are serious and chronic medical illnesses.
(Source: vangoghsdaughter, via eowyn-katalinic)
Stefon’s Wedding |x| SNL 18/5/2013
German Smurfs, Gizblow the coked up Gremlin, Human Fire Extinguishers, Ben Affleck and is that Ryan Seacrest? No it’s a drowned albino who looks like Axl Rose.
I’m going to miss Bill Hader.
(via bobbymoynihans)
There was a period of time when I was not feeling things. It was terrible. Sometimes it’s good to grow a tough hide— for press stuff, maybe. But when I hear people say that they won’t get a dog because they had one when they were a kid and it died, or that they don’t want to fall in love because it hurts too much, I’m like, “fuck you.”
I really believe in completely being naive and having high hopes when meeting someone new. I can kind of re-do my stupidity or my naivete. It pisses me off to think that we’re conditioned to push away bad feelings and to think that anything that’s uncomfortable is something to be avoided. When things are really bad nowadays, I recognize the value in it because it’s me filling my quota— it’s going to make my joy more intense later.
"(via fuckyeahfionaapple)
spoiler alert: it’s cause his head’s in the game but his heart’s in the song
(Source: christophertraegers, via iseefilm)
I do have friends so that’s good but a vast majority don’t really give a shit about me but I’m too insecure to do anything about it
